My new favourite thing on the internet are these Randy Orton RKO Vines…. “it came outta nowhere!”
We all know that wrestling is staged, but nothing can take away from the fact that the men and woman of professional wrestling are some of the fittest athletes in the world.
Randy Orton has already proven himself in wrestling by becoming the youngest WWE champion in history. So, in a glaringly obvious career move, has decided to prove his athleticism in other sports such as soccer, BMX, skateboarding and parkour.
Orton’s finishing move, the RKO is being put over the top of pretty much every video on the internet where somebody falls over. If there is anything worse than having a video clip of you falling on your face on the internet, it’s having a video clip of a sweaty man in briefs slamming your face into the ground with his trademark move before mocking you.
The internet is amazing.
The best Randy Orton RKO Vines
RKO: Randy Orton hates soccer players.
RKO: Randy Orton hates beards and skateboards, but really hates bearded skateboarders.
RKO: Actually, Randy Orton dislikes a lot of extreme sports.
RKO: He really hates it when people waste milk.
RKO: Just Randy showing his dislike for BMX riders.
RKO: I don’t know what this guy was doing but Randy doesn’t like it.
RKO: Randy Orton reeeeaaalllly hates extreme sports.
RKO: It’s a fact that Randy Orton hates oversized handbags.
RKO: Understandably, Randy Orton has a dislike for Giraffes because of their freakishly giant necks.